From Egs Mayhem

This is Nikolai's page, created by Nikolai. I have no idea what the heck I'm doing here, so I'll just type in whatever.



  • 1 TF Gun
  • 1 Dead Fish
  • 1 Squirrel Teddy
  • 4 Cans of Soda (Labeled "Drink at own risk!")
  • 1 Fishy Stick
  • 1 Cookie
  • 1 Shiny Hubcap
  • 1 Can of Mackerel
  • 1 Wooden Spoon
  • 1 Butter Knife
  • 1 Purple Crayon
  • 1 Shield Grenade
  • 1 Clone-Whacker 2000 baseball bat
  • 1 Enchanted Diamond Katana
  • 1 Bag of Holding: Sunglasses
  • 1 Improved Ball of Ekiness
  • 1 Blue-rimmed Sunglasses (Worn)
  • 1 Uryuom worker suit (Worn)

Newbie Gifts

Nikolai typically gives out a pair of sunglasses generated from the Bag of Holding: Sunglasses to any newbie posting in the newbie thread. The glasses are usually coloured in an unusual way, such as light-coloured sunglasses (Given to Dryhad in this post).

Personal Abilities

Nikolai typically makes use of his persona's abilities, as well as a few others. The Bag of Holding in Nikolai's backpack also has the ability to turn anything that is stored in it into more sunglasses, not that there's already an almost infinite number of them in there anyway.

Nikolai has shown to be able to talk in Spider Noises.

Current Form

Nikolai is currently normal. For now.


Nikolai's RP persona can be found here.

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